I guess I have a little surge of excitement knowing this election is finally coming to an end. This has been a particularly unpleasant election cycle and I will be happy to wake tomorrow with no "Breaking News!". (Quotation marks intended.) The one silver lining : the Saturday Night Live debate skits. They just nailed it, can't recommend enough.
The purpose of this blog post is to make fun of the candidates' posts on Vote411.org . This is not meant to be a political post in any way, just a purely superficial and juvenile snarkfest.
The Vote411.org site allows you to go through all races that will appear on your ballot and view what each candidate has to say. This is a great, non-partisan site and it seems like a great way help you make a thoughtful and informed decision. It is also a wonderful playground of poorly-edited posts just ripe for the picking. So being in a good mood, I am going for the low-hanging fruit.